Chapters
As I was enjoying my ride on my dear wolves, I saw that some strange guys started to follow me. One had a sword, another had a very big shield, and the remaining two bitches were looking like mages. But wait, a sword, a shield, and 2 mages, one for healing and the other for offense.
After thinking for some time, I palely started looking towards my wolf, as even my wolf was pretty confused about what the problem was with such a dumbass like me.
Who would tell this pirated copy of Wolf that we are done for, as the author of our story is such a creep that as soon as he heard that I was that supervillain type of guy, he called the entire hero’s party to feast on me?
This bastard surely has a nerve. But I think this hero guy must be pretty decent, as he is a hero, so just like in games and manga, he must be a righteous and stubborn bastard. First, I should retract all my demonic aura and divine aura.
As I lure them to my lie and just make fools of them to escape. As I quickly retracted my aura and asked the wolf to stop, after my one command, he quickly stopped, and I stepped off of him. As I kept a forced smile and began to ask, “Hey guys, who are you all, and why were you following my little wolf buddy?”
Just after they heard my words, they began to laugh, and that brat-looking kid with the sword started to pick a fight with me. As the shield guy was surely a strange guy, and the bitches were true bitches by their attitudes and even by their bodies.
As they didn’t even have a body or figure, no curves, no great jugs, just a clean highway. “But most bitchy was their attitude of thinking themselves no less than some kind of hotshot. As this brat with a sword started to make fun of me and my cute little one, whom I just tamed, this brat insulted us.
If he weren’t a hero, then I would have slashed their necks into countless pieces and even fed my cute little buddy, but wait, I heard a quote: “The nature of your food guides the nature of your path.” So, I don’t want even a bastard to show attitude toward me.
But he looked like a true isekai character, with the same bitchy attitude, the same fucking age, and the same overpowered abilities. Damn, why the fuck does this author of my life keep kicking my ass? First these wolf bastards, then Cliff, then the river, then countless monsters, and now even this bastard who was getting on my nerves.
But I knew if I did mess up, then surely this world’s god or goddess would kick my ass, but I just can’t believe that this bastard is the protagonist of this world; he is nothing like those games. Well, he looks more like a thug, and these bitches—where did he even get these pieces of shit?
Well, surely it even happened in anime, but there’s no way that I was going to be spanked by these brats. As I still tried to act peaceful, this son of a bitch just kept getting on my nerves again and again.
But I tried to still reason with him: “Brother, do you need anything, or can we leave? And see, son of a bitch, he even had the courage to deny this father anything.
As I smiled and signaled to back down, after seeing my sign, he quickly went to the other side, and these dumbasses are still thinking they can bully this father.
Well, as I saw that area become clear, I quickly activated the attribute ‘the sword god.’ Just as they felt that something was wrong and tried to move away, it was way too late for them, as their hands and legs and their heads were split into countless pieces.
As the hands were still soaking in blood, and now this is what we call a sneak attack. Surely I thought about just cutting off their arms and legs.
But I just didn’t know about this unbelievable hero’s OP ability, so I didn’t want to risk anything, and now loot will be mine; a hero must have a godly weapon, so let’s search for his OP ability, as I should create a skill to steal the skills of such motherfuckers.
Well, guess whatever. As he was really broke, and his bitches—I don’t even want to look at them. So after looting him, I saw that he had a special box. Well, I tried to open it, but it said that it needs a key.
So what I did was I just started smiling and began to use my skill, ‘The creator of all mighty,’ and quickly created a cheat item that could open any seal or lock. Well now, who’s the father, you motherfucker? This brat even had the courage to make fun of me, and even after countless warnings, he was thinking that I was joking, but you see, Father was joking.
As there’s a quote that says, “Never try to teach a teacher, and never try to teach a father how to fuck.” So this quote quite fits this scene, but first let’s see what these bastards had. The only thought that I had after opening it was ‘HOLY FUCK.’
These bastards own a very large amount of money, weapons, and armor. Well, surely they were truly the party’s heroes. But now the hero’s party is in a grave. ‘So go fuck your mom brats.’ As I got a pretty much huge amount of gold, platinum coins, and many other types of valuable items. As a new box that could store literally everything.
Surely these guys were truly fortunate for me. Now that I have become rich, I could go to town and just spend a few days in the best brothel. Oh, those damn curvy bodies and massive jugs. These bitches truly ruined my imagination of girls and isekai.
As in anime, they all showed heavenly beauties. But the first girls I got to see after coming to this world were these bitches. I should hurry up; otherwise another weird bastard will appear and bug me more and more.
But as I was on my way, I saw a new message. “You have successfully wiped out the hero’s party without removing your restriction. Unbelievable achievement. The ‘slaughterer of heroes’ title is being given to you. “Hey, what the fuck? That random person was truly a hero. Hey, does that mean this author is making me a true villain? Stop it, you bastard. I just want to live happily.
