Seeing her like this, cheerful, made me happier, so I quickly kissed her lips and asked her how her day was, and she again complained about being left alone and being bored.
So I giggled and pretended to take something out from my behind, and seeing me taking something out made her somewhat excited about this sudden gift, but seeing her this excited, I started teasing her, “Mommy is getting bad, huh? Now she doesn’t even buy me anything, and I guess now only I have to take care of old people now! Old people won’t care about me, huh?”
Hearing my words made her pout, and she grabbed my balls and started to make a terrifying face while speaking, “Well, brat, who were you calling old just now? Did you truly think that just because you have such a hot mommy like me, it gives you the right to tease your mommy like this, HUH? “
Well, seeing her wildness was making me gulp my own guts; well, surely I made her mine, and at first she was trying to pretend and trying to keep up the act, but now she was naturally loving me and thinking all sorts of crazy stuff with me.
So, seeing such a change was pretty nice, and surely it was more fun to be with her like this, so I took out a little panda from my inventory and showed it to her. Well, seeing a panda out of nowhere shocked her to her core, and in panic, she squeezed my balls like an egg, and a scream of pain came out of my soul, and hearing my scream, she came back to reality and saw I was covering my balls with a painful expression.
Well, she was still in deep shock but still held me and apologized for her panic: “Oh-oh, sorry, Adi, I didn’t mean to, but you randomly took out a panda out of nowhere, so it got me out of reality and pushed me to fantasy land, but where the fuck did you even get it? Don’t tell me you robbed it from anywhere!”
Hearing her words made me think that it was a pretty genuine reaction, and there’s no way that an average family like us could just randomly pop a panda out of nowhere, but to think that I had to surprise her while she was holding my balls—damn, I was never again going to surprise anybody whenever they were holding my balls, and especially not her. Just how crazy was her grip?
Damn, I am feeling a real pain here, but seeing her expressions could be said to be worth this pain, so I also spoke with a forced smile: “Mom, please don’t again try to squeeze my balls, or you will give me some serious trouble, ok? And as for this panda, I found him roaming outside, so I captured him and gifted him to you. So take care of him now!”
Hearing my words surely gave her a feeling of astonishment and a kind of thrill and terror, and she spoke in astonishment and terror, “What the fuck? Adi, you kidnapped this little guy and gifted it to me without any sense of guilt or shame!” You brat, how the fuck did you get this thug-type mindset?”
Hearing her words, I sighed and thought that creep was really thinking that I would kidnap someone and just gift her, damn, but I still explained to her that one of my friends was shifting to another place and couldn’t keep this pet, so he was thinking about selling it.
So in exchange for some money, I brought this cute guy to you, and now he will be joining our little family and will keep you busy while I am away so that you won’t feel alone!”
Hearing my words gave her a warm smile, and she looked at me with warm expressions and spoke in a gentle yet giggling tone: “Guess my son is truly learning to man up for his mother. Well, guess this brat is showing the signs of being my son!”
After saying it, she began to rub her hands around the panda, as surely the softness and cheerfulness of him made Mom really happy and cheerful, so much so that she even forgot me for some moments and started to get dissolved in playing with him.
Well, seeing such happiness on her face made my heart skip a beat, and seeing her like this felt like a great wonder, so exploring her this side like this was also wonderful, but heh-heh, I couldn’t let the little guy take all the attention from me and get in those bobbies.
So while she was busy playing with him, I sneaked behind her and started kissing her neck and brought her back to reality, as surely feeling the touch of my lips around her neck was pretty worthwhile, and I was clearly enjoying every bit of it.
And she started looking at me with the same mischievousness and disappointment, and she spoke, “Brat, the moment I thought that this brat could now live with himself without ruining everything, you just proved me wrong. I guess this mommy couldn’t get a rest with a child like you around in her life, but hey, did you give this little guy a name?”
Hearing her made me realize that I never gave a damn about his name, so I never even thought about naming it, and besides, why does “panda” sound bad? Surely I bought one pet of each species, so there was no reason for me to get confused, but well, thinking about her nature,
She must have already thought of a name. So this beauty just wanted me to ask her the selected name, but heh-heh, this son won’t back down this easily, as I started to kiss her more passionately and said, “Oh, Mom, why worry about a lame name?
How about we just call him Panda! And it will also sound beautiful, but instead of him, you should focus on me more!”
Hearing my words made her pout, and she pinched my nipples. Well, now I wondered why. It feels different that while pinching the nipples of women, they get aroused, but why was I getting pain when my nipple got pinched? Well, many questions in my mind, but I chose to remain silent and keep my thoughts to myself only.Â
But, while I was thinking about it, she started speaking. “That’s why, brat, you are such a dumbass. A name is the most important thing, like how you call your dick a treasure. That is the same logic with it!”
Well, hearing such a blunt reply from Mom surely surprised me; I didn’t ever think that a person like my mom could even say it out loud. Well, I guess I still had a lot to learn about her.
